Cryaotic

May 20

Pimping out my Neverwinter Quest

Russ did it, I wanna do it too.

Quest Name: Quest for the Honey

Short Code: NW-DL6MA39VW

Quest Description:

Sometimes a man must be more than he has ever realized. Sometimes that man must go through obstacles he never before considered. Sometimes that man must get a honey for some guy because he asked oh so nicely.

Leaving some feedback would be nice.

May 17

[video]

Someone wants to fight me at PAX because I don’t role play.

peptobisbutt:

Look, Sorry that I don’t use TTT as a medium for Second Life and I play the game just killing people and having fun, and not everyone in the server is always like STOP RDMING it’s usually just one person. Apparently that rustles someones Jimmy’s so hard that they want to fight me. 

Sp00n.

I’ll fight in your place. I will be your champion.

The other guy probably doesn’t even know proper lifting form.

May 16

[video]

May 15

You see a lot of people in a hospital. I just saw a man come in with his girlfriend, have her give birth, and then get discharged from the hospital only hours later.

Mother spoke to the man while his girlfriend was in the delivery. Turns out they were homeless, had no insurance, and had no way to take care of their child. God damn, society is a bitch.

Tales from the waiting room.

She’s tiny, cries a lot, and has curls.

[video]

May 14

I’ll have you know

Putting together a bassinet is fucking HARD.

Would you fuck me?

I’d fuck me.

I’d fuck me hard.

Would you fuck me?

I’d fuck me.

I’d fuck me hard.

I’m gonna set a goal.

absoluteweezy24:

If i reach 5000 followers i will get the sup guy tattooed on the underside of my balls.

Better start rebloging.

You heard the man.

May 13

My favorite thing to do

Going to a restaurant, having a good waiter/waitress, and tipping them 100+.

I made her cry.

And my sister got a free cheesecake out of it.

What a good night.

May 11

[video]

Just wanted to post a small victory.

I finally got Neverwinter working.

Yay.

May 10

Savant/Aleksander Vinter invited me to his show an hour away from me

But I had to decline due to my sister being so close to having the kid.

Ah well! :D

What a nice guy.

May 09

I am finally going to do it

Acquiring The Road to El Dorado now.

Time to see what all the fuss is about.